TV of Yesteryear Celebrity Pedophile Sweepstake

Ok, so obviously things are really busy at work, so I've spent valuable time compiling a list of possible celebrity Pedophiles, who might be arrested in the next few days as part of the Jimmy Saville Inquiry, so
in light of rampant & often baseless speculation, I've joined in with the paranoia through the medium of spoof..

I should also point out that none of this blog post is meant to actually accuse anyone of anything, and is written under the express assumption that only people i know / work with will be reading it. If you're ACTUALLY on this list, wait a second before you call your solicitor and consider for a moment....that i cant afford one.

I really must also point out that a lot of these are suggestions that are up under protest. Well not much of a protest, but come on, Rolf Harris? No-one thinks he's one do they?

Fictional Characters are not allowed. That includes Jesus.

Heres what i have so far:

Timmy Mallett

Michael Barrymore

Bruce Forsythe

Michael Parkinson

Keith Chegwyn

Tony Hart

Morph

Danny Baker

Paul Daniels

Noel Edmunds

Kenny Everett

Stu Francis

Russell Grant

Terry Wogan

Rolf Harris (Rolfs abuse club, you can join today)

Jim Bowen (There nothing in this game for two in a bed. Unless youre twelve.)

Christopher Biggens

The Great Sopendro

The guy who played “Grandad”

Anyone over the age of 40 who’s ever played an old man in a werthers original advert.

Tregard (Beardy bloke off Knightmare, invited children into his dungeon, made one of them put a mask on so they couldn’t see anything)

Ken Dodd

Tony Blackburn

Rod Hull (Theres somebody at the door. Theres somebody at the door! Yes. Its the Child Protection Unit)

An update from Julie in the office: 13:03

John Inman

Tom Baker 

Dick Emery

And some more idle thinking:

The entire cast of Only Fools and Horses
The entire cast of Last of the Summer Wine

Jeremy Beadle

John Virgo

Jim Davidson
Des Lynham
Pat Sharpe (I would never go to his funhouse. Which was just a cover for the 2 slovakian girls he had shipped in to wear skimpy costumes)
Bill Wyman
Jonathan King
Chris Langham
Alvin Stardust
Jon Pertwee
Una Stubbs
Cliff Richard
The Krankies
Ronnie Corbett
Hale &/or Pace
Rowan Atkinson
Peter Purves
Matthew Kelly
Henry Kelly
Clive Anderson
Des O Connor
Russ Abbott
Les Dennis